?

But WHY?

Just why? 

I wish I knew.

But I don't.

WHY?

Amuse me, please.

While you carry me throughout the daily routine, I don't always feel impressed by what you do. Do something that shakes my insides. Not my organs, but my mind, my soul. Go on, put on a show and amuse me. For I am your biggest fan and your biggest critic all in one -- I am you.